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Concept art for Tangled (by Craig Mullins)

bloglikeanegyptian:

rad-roach:

bloglikeanegyptian:

a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

then when you’ve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble you’re in for the second 

Good news kids, this game is (Mostly) a thing! It’s called Jurassic Park Operation: Genesis. You pick an island, what dinosaur DNA to dig for and build your park from the ground up. Then you can plot vehicle tours through the paddocks (Which you can personally take control of. Default mode lets you take pictures for bonuses but there’s also a code that lets you shoot bullets instead of film! Any big carnivores in the area will also gun for the car and try to smash it up, so have fun!) or fly around in a helicopter shooting sedation darts/bullets at the big scaly birds. Occasionally your park will be hit by storms that knock out the paddock fences and you’re forced to scramble in order to keep your visitors alive.

Despite being released back in ‘03 Genesis is still a very solid game and even has a dedicated modding community for the PC version that has released numerous files for AI/texture improvement, additional dino species and new missions. Sadly copies of the game are something of a bitch to find and usually go for $50-$100 on eBay depending on the system. If you can get a hold of one though I highly recommend it!

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tahnos-guyliner:

professorfreedom:

Harry Potter and the American Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Freedom

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Britain

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Freedom

Harry Potter and the Order of the Eagle

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Patriot

Harry Potter and the Deathly Americans

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“You’re American Harry.”

modmad:

art game! my response to Ebba’s prompt of ‘river’, so now her new prompt is prairie!

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

deantakesitinthecas:

bloglikeanegyptian:

*constantly offers u the exact same character doing absolutely nothing in different art styles*

also what happened to her badass velco shoes??????
deantakesitinthecas:

this just in: deena is a killjoy

why would she need floral gloves she’s not fifty
deantakesitinthecas:

deantakesitinthecas:

//hisses//
et tu, caeser?

Fuck its brute not caeser isnt it

omg, ‘et tu caeser’ will be my new favourite phrase
Artist: Taylor Swift
Track Name: "Shake It Off"
Played: 3600 times

He who fights with monsters should be careful he doesn’t become a monster himself. Unless that makes him more effective at fighting monsters. Like he becomes a badass werewolf who knows how to use a sword and has magic armor. That’d be so rad.

( Nietzsche (via doc-sarge (via onlycrime) )

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In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green, and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves.

This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants….

Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.

What he did was put the fear of God into them.

More precisely, the fear of Crowley.

In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt, or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it…”

Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.

The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.

( Good Omens )